Motor-cross? This is Motor-fucking-furious!

Originally titled ‘MotoFeet GP’, this was our attempt to see who could wiggle their little feeties the fastest on weeny little bikes that are generally even too unstable for toddlers.

There was speed! There was swearing! There was scabbing! There was cheating! There was Paul looking like a girl! Vrooom, baby!

It may look like Tom Cruise had it easy in Top Gun, flying around all fast and stuff. Let me tell you, after our little dare-devil excursion on stunt planes – it’s bloody not. We had to cut the rather lengthy vomiting scenes out.

But, apart from the nausea, headaches, dizziness and white knuckles, there’s very little that’s cooler, land, sea or air, than bombing over Joburg at Mach 9. We had a blast!

We get a lot of flack for objectifying women (see Babes of ML and Moulin-Binge). Which is bogus, seing as we also objectify men! So, we’re equal opportunity objectifiers.

If Benny Benassi can get away with it, so can Rob, our local handy-guy.

Ah, bowling. The great South African sport. Where men are men, shoes are shocking and we are terrible. But, much fun was had! And that’s all that counts, right? Right?

We were voted one of the coolest offices on the planet. Here’s how it all came together. Thanks to Sam, Tammy, Letticia and the rest of the crew for doing all of this in less time than it takes to say ‘New home!’

This is definitely not the scariest Halloween we’ve ever done, but it was definitely the most fun. Ghouls, goblins, games and Gavin – mucking around.

The grace. The power. The honour. The sheer awesomeness of Air Guitar! People will do anything to win at this manliest of competitions. And there’s no reason you shouldn’t put on some AC/DC, tease out your hair and rock that shit out!

You want another reason to hire us? Then take a look at a rather enticing look at the girls we work with, edited from different things we did for clients (like CokeFest and Massive Mix). Lots of hotness going on right here.

And, of course, there’s a little bit of the Graham, ‘having the look’, too.

You want to see behind the bikini? Why not rather watch this behind the scenes instead, huh?

We try to bring a little joy into the lives of those who pay us. So, we donned bikinis, tucked ourselves in, and cleaned their cars. If the Bay Watch doesn’t get you, the nipples definitely will.