We try to bring a little joy into the lives of those who pay us. So, we donned bikinis, tucked ourselves in, and cleaned their cars. If the Bay Watch doesn’t get you, the nipples definitely will.

We don’t do advert for our business. We do them for our staff instead! Here we have four prime examples of ads you would see on eTV on Sunday night, way after the Chuck Norris movie has ended. They are:

Rob: our (ex)tech guy and bench presser

André: our (ex)concierge and milk fluffer

Janine: our (ex)admin chick and pocket change shuffler

Don’s Hair: our new sister-company MD guy

And, all hosted by the recently committed MLTV evil genius, Graham.

How do you get the things you want? We steal ‘em. Apparently. Although, apart from the sound track, there wasn’t a whole lot of ‘impossible’ goin’ on.

You know when people say “It doesn’t have your name on it!”? Well this did have our names on it. So nuts to you. Good job, Jason! And, thanks to The Star.

We have our own special diet. And our chicks are hot. Which means it must be working, right?

It’s Moulin Rouge for the McDonalds generation. It’s gross. But, it has hot birds gorging themselves. If you masturbate to this, there’s something very wrong with your head meat.

We take table tennis seriously. Seriously enough to have a tournament! Seriously enough to have a trophy! Seriously enough to wear tiny shorts! Come watch the finals of the most seriously taken amateur challenge ever!

Who needs strawberries and cream, when you have chicken legs?

We definitely don’t encourage aggression, but we definitely think that aggression is awesome! It’s those kinds of inconsistencies that prompt Links to get together, put on overalls, and try and kill each other with paint. To the backdrop of famous war movies we stole off the interweb. And rather dodgy fire effects.

So, we hired some fresh blood. And the fresh blood figured they could give the old guard a run for their money – culturally speaking. And, it seems, they can with this little video they put together to show us what they’re made of – using 80s music (brilliant)… Well done you young whipper-snappers – you made us proud. Now, stop dicking about and do some work.

Welcome to the family: Burger Hattingh (taller than King Kong), Byron Valentino Goslen (weird name, bro), Cornél Botha (metal-singing guy), Holly Proctor (racey pole-dancer), Jason Palmary (not really THAT new…), Koni Magatshavha (from Venda) and Theo Poulsen (Russian martial artist)!

More clients, more staff, and more awesome inkage! This is becoming a habit…

Ladies and gentlemen, we proudly present the results of Missing Ink 3 – the two week free tattoo-a-thon we host for clients and staff. This is where we put the pain into people who live by the Missing Link ethos – do shit differently.

You want in? Give us a call, hire us, and you’ve got a spot

After the rip-roaring success of Missing Ink 1, we decided to give more of our awesome clients (and our kind-of-ok staff) another 2 week session of ink, blood and tears. Some amazing work, some gritted teeth and some very happy people

Thanks, as always, to the man from Cape Town, Marcus, for the exceptional work!

For those who don’t know (probably you), Missing Link gives free tattoos to its staff – beats the hell outta dental plans and life annuities, doesn’t it?

We also, however tattoo our clients once a year. We fly up the amazing Marcus from Wild Fire in Cape Town, and he spends around 70 hours putting ink into our corporate family. They love it. So do we.

Here’s a little video, featuring blood and tears, of our very first one. Time to play the game.